What My Crush Said: John Berryman

17 Jun

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I’ve been reading Shakespeare & related materials for 6 months and arrived at Berryman via the sonnets and then fell into Berryman’s complete custody:  Homage to Mistress Bradstreet, The Dream Songs, Berryman’s Sonnets, Berryman’s Shakespeare:  which then took me right back to Shakespeare – the Tempest! which I had been struggling to be seduced by but with no results for forever– but now a breakthrough! — thanks JB.  Also thanks to the 6 months of Shakespeare and a recent couple months spent with Eliot & Yeats, I read Berryman differently than I had in the past– I  could feel their presence so strongly in his stanza construction and language, especially Bradstreet– not to take away from Berryman, he channeled it & put his stamp on it, but it’s almost as if the stanzas wrote themselves & the words organized themselves out of a natural conclusion.

What my crush said: (most of this is taken from an interview in the Paris Review)

On Eliot.

My relationship with Eliot was highly ambiguous.  In the first place, I refused to meet him on three occasions in England, and I think I mentioned this in one of the poems I wrote last spring.  I had to fight shy of Eliot.  There was a certain amount of hostility in it, too.  I only began to appreciate Eliot much later, after I was secure in my own style.  I now rate him vey high.  I think he is one of the greatest poets who ever lived.

Regarding the composition of Mistress Bradstreet:

I got one of those things that have a piece of glassine over a piece of paper, and you can put something in between and see it but not touch it.  I would draft my stanza and put it in there.  Then I would sit and study it.  I would make notes, but I wouldn’t touch the manuscript until I thought I was in business—usually not for hours.  Then I’d take it out, make the correction, put it back in, and study it some more.  When I was finally satisfied, I’d take it out and type it.  At that point I was done—I never touched any stanza afterward.  I limited myself to one a day.  I finished at eleven in the morning, I still did not look at the next stanza until the next morning. I had a terrible time filling the hours—whiskey was helpful, but it was hard.

… In Homage to Mistress Bradstreet my model was The Waste Land, and Homage to Mistress Bradstreet is as unlike the Waste Land as it is possible for me to be.  I think the model in The Dream Songs was the other greatest American poem—I am very ambitious—“Song of Myself”—a very long poem, about sixty pages.  It also has a hero, a personality, himself.

… I have a personality and a plan, a metrical plan—which is original, as in Homage to Mistress Bradstreet.  I don’t use other people as metrical models.  I don’t put down people who do—I just don’t feel satisfied with them.

On “Song Of Myself” & madmen.

It proposes a new religion—it is what is called in the Old Testament criticism, a wisdom work, a work on the mention of life and how to conduct it.  Now I don’t go that far—The Dreams Songs is a literary composition, it’s a long poem—but I buy a little of it.  I think Whitman is right with regard to “Song of Myself”.  I’m prepared to submit to his opinion.  He was crazy and I don’t contradict madmen.  When William Blake says something, I say thank you, even though he has uttered the most hopeless fallacy that you can imagine.  I’m willing to be their loving audience.  I’m just hoping to hear something marvelous from time to time, marvelous and true.  Of course the Dreams Songs does not propose a new system.

On having tea with Yeats.

So I went in and asked for Mr. Yeats.  Very much like asking, “Is Mr. Ben Jonson here?” … At one point, I had a cigarette, and I asked him if he would like one.  To my great surprise he said yes.  So I gave him a Craven “A” and then lit it for him, and I thought, Immortality is mine!

The Beastles

14 Jun

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This sweet tribute to Adam Yauch made my day – a mashup between The Beatles and The Beastie Boys — 2 groups who pushed the expectations of what was possible sonically in an album and put forth into the world, each of them, many fluid albums of sustained musical perfection which I have studied in hopes to learn a little something.

Here Comes The Sun No Sleep Til Brooklyn

Othello, Hamlet (& Bernie)

11 Jun

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I did the NYC Reading Series The Book Report last month– The Book Report is a reading series that promises to deliver exactly what it promises: reports on books by the people who’ve read them.

Since I have been reading nothing but Shakespeare this year (to quote the 43rd president of the United States George W. Bush “I read 3 Shakespeares“)  I did my book report on Othello.  Turns out Sasha Fletcher had done a Book Report on Othello a while back.   So, naturally Sasha and I challenged each other to a duel.

& !!!!!! – Sasha & Leigh said that Sampson Starkweather gave a legendary Book Report on Hamlet & Weekend at Bernie’s &  that I just had to get my hands on it.  Check it out below it’s a literary critical wonder.

– J. Hope Stein

Othello Vs Othello

My Book Report: “The Curious Case of Who Fucked Desdemona” By J. Hope Stein is up here at Brooklyn Vol. 1 and Sasha Fletcher’s which I have taken the liberty to nickname “Motherfucker Has My Hanky” is right here &  pretty badass competition.

By Sasha Fletcher

So OTHELLO is a play about OTHELLO, who is a moor[1], and was written by William Shakespeare[2]. It is about OTHELLO, who is a General in like Venice[3]. Anyway So OTHELLO marries this girl DESDEMONA, who is like a senator’s daughter, which is probably pretty prestigious in a time when women are defined by their fathers and husbands? And so, because it is one of those plays that is all about starting IN MEDIA RES[4], we see this guy RODRIGO talking to this guy IAGO, and RODRIGO is all BRO WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS SECRET MARRIAGE BETWEEN OTHELLO AND DESDEMONA I WAS TOTALLY HARD FOR HER COME ON BRO. And IAGO is all BRO I HATE THAT OTHELLO GUY SO MUCH and here are the reasons: 1) So OTHELLO promoted this guy named CASSIO[5] instead of IAGO so obviously fuck that guy right? and 2) APPARENTLY IAGO believes that OTHELLO slept with IAGO’s wife EMILIA, or I mean, he says he does, that that happened, and that is indeed a shitty thing to do to a bro, but so these I guess are the reasons IAGO hates OTHELLO, and so he is all LISTEN RODRIGO, BETWEEN YOUR PATHETIC FAILED INTENTIONS TO MARRY DESDEMONA AND MY TOTALLY VALID BEEF WITH OTHELLO WE HAVE GOT US A SERIOUS REVENGE SCHEME SO LET’S GO WAKE UP DESDEMONA’S DAD AND BE ALL HEY DID YOU KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER IS SECRETLY MARRYING A MOOR[6] IN SECRET I BET YOU DID NOT[7]. And so then RODRIGO goes to do that, and IAGO, he is all HEY OTHELLO DESDEMONA’S DAD KNOWS, LOOK OUT, THAT BRO IS TOTALLY NOT COOL WITH THIS MARRIAGE THING.

But, SURPRISE, the fucking Turks are totally planning a sneak attack, and everyone is all OTHELLO YOU ARE THE BEST AT GENERALING, YO BRO WE HAVE GOT TO NOT DIE FROM TURKS, WHAT DID THEY EVER DO[8]. And he is all BROS, VENETIANS, I HAVE GOT THIS. But then DESDEMONA’S dad shows up and is all THAT MOORISH DEVIL[9] BEWITCHED MY DAUGHTER’S HEART USING WITCHCRAFT. And OTHELLO is all LOL, NO WAY. I JUST TOLD HER ABOUT ALL MY VALIANT EXPLOITS AND MY UNIMPEACHABLY VIRILE MASCULINITY TOTALLY WON HER HEART AND LADY PARTS and the assembled Venetian senate was like CAN’T ARGUE WITH THAT LOGIC BRO and DESDEMONA’S dad is all I AM NOT SATISFIED BY THIS AND ALSO MY DAUGHTER WILL TOTALLY BETRAY YOU SO WATCH OUT. And then OTHELLO goes to defend against the fucking Turks, and he brings along his wife and CASSIO and IAGO and IAGO’S wife EMILIA[10].

Anyway once they get to Cyprus to defend against the Turks they find out that the whole fleet was destroyed by a storm[11] and OTHELLO is all DUDES THIS IS GREAT LET US PARTY and they did, and it was good. And so IAGO goes and gets CASSIO[12] drunk because CASSIO is all DUDE I CANNOT HOLD MY LIQOUR[13], and then he gets RODRIGO to fight drunk CASSIO, and OTHELLO has to step in to break shit up, and he is hell of disappointed in CASSIO and totally demotes him, and then IAGO is all BRO THAT IS WAY HARSH[14] YOU SHOULD GET DESDEMONA TO GET HIM TO CHANGE HIS MIND, LADIES ARE TOTALLY PEOPLE CAPABLE OF LOGIC AND EMPATHY.

And so then IAGO is all like HEY BRO, I HEARD DESDEMONA AND CASSIO ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AND STUFF[15] and then there’s some stuff involving a handkerchief, and it is like really important and loaded with meaning, like fraught with meaning we could even say, if we were the kinds of people to use words like fraught, and I guess we are, so basically there was this totally fraught hanky and OTHELLO gave it to DESDEMONA and said totally fraught hanky had like great and total significance in the context of their relationship[16] and EMILIA like finds it on the floor or something and gives it to IAGO who plants it on CASSIO and then he, IAGO, is all WHOA HEY CASSIO THE KEYBOARD WHAT IS UP W/ THIS HANKIE I FOUND and CASSIO is all man I don’t even know and then they whisper talk about feelings and CASSIO is all I just like this girl Bianca, but it’s hard man, feelings are hard, and IAGO is like it’s cool bro I know, and they are doing it all quietly and meanwhile OTHELLO is all storming around going all MOTHER FUCKER HAS MY HANKY OF SIGNIFICANCE AND IS TALKING ABOUT HIS FEELINGS HIS MOUTH IS MOVING I CAN SEE IT OH MAN IF THAT FUCKER IS FUCKING MY WIFE I WILL FUCK ALL OF THE FUCKS UNTIL WE ARE ALL FUCKED IN THE SOUL UNTO DEATH AND TOTALLY INFINITE SADNESS and then IAGO is all HE TOTALLY GOT THIS HANKY FROM DESDEMONA and OTHELLO is all FUCK EVERYTHING and then proceeds to make DESDEMONA’s life miserable[17] which make DESDEMONA sad[18].

So then RODRIGO is all like IAGO, LISTEN. I GAVE YOU MONEY AND STUFF, AND I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU ADVISED, BUT I AM TOTALLY NOT HAVING SEX WITH DESDEMONA YET, SO I WOULD LIKE TO INVOKE MY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE and IAGO is like COOL TOTALLY CASSIO HAS THE COUPON and RODRIGO is all OH COOL I WILL ASK HIM FOR IT and IAGO is all like NO DUDE IT IS HIDDEN IN HIS LEG YOU HAVE TO CUT HIS LEG OPEN TO GET IT so RODRIGO goes and does that while CASSIO is fucking BIANCA, and so everyone is all like OH MAN CASSIO WHO DID THIS TO YOU and CASSIO[19] is all RODRIGO and everyone is like OH FUCK WHERE IS RODRIGO, but RODRIGO is in the corner being quietly stabbed to death by IAGO[20].

That night OTHELLO confronts DESDEMONA, but by confront we mean he confronts her face with a pillow and smothers her unto death. Then EMILIA[21] shows up and is all YO WTF EVERYBODY GET IN HERE THIS MOOR JUST KILLED A WHITE LADY WHO IS HIS WIFE. And everyone is all WTF and OTHELLO explains about how adultery and hankies and significance and betrayal and stuff and EMILIA says HOLY SHIT GUYS I TOTALLY FOUND THAT HANKIE AND IAGO WAS ALL GIMME THAT HANKIE AND JUST UGH YOU GUYS THIS TOTALLY BEARS ALL THE HALLMARKS OF AN IAGO SCHEME and then IAGO emerges from the shadows and stabs her to death[22] and OTHELLO stabs IAGO but not to death, no, because he wants IAGO to live his life in pain[23] and then some rich guy shows up and is all EVERYONE HERE IS UNDER ARREST. And so they are all like IAGO WHY DID YOU DO THIS and IAGO is all NOPE NOT TALKING BROS, NOT NOW NOT EVER, SUCK IT, I AM TOTALLY TAKING A VOW OF SILENCE, LOL and then OTHELLO gives this amazing and moving speech where he is just totally stricken with remorse and just awful feelings for killing his wife even though he lead such an awesome live and was basically the most bad-ass General in all of Venice, and everyone is all man that was a good speech that totally sucks that this happens and then OTHELLO kills himself because fuck everything he just killed the woman he loves like a total chump. Then they punish IAGO and some guy gets appointed as OTHELLO’s heir or something.

The moral of the story is SERIOUSLY GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.


[1] which is European for African-American

[2] who is dead

[3] which is in Italy, which is basically part of Europe

[4] which is Latin for when shit just gets started without all that preamble nonsense, so basically the opposite of Star Wars

[5] who is a keyboard

[6] which is European for African-American

[7] it’s true! he had no idea!

[8] the Ottoman Empire is what they did

[9] which is European for African-American devil

[10] who is totally DESDEMONA’S attendant, which I mean, I bet that is going to work out well Shakespeare

[11] OR WAS IT AN ACT OF GOD????

[12] who is still a keyboard

[13] because he is a keyboard

[14] seriously, Tai. Way harsh.

[15] which is not true because CASSIO is totally looking at this girl BIANCA, who is a prostitute, and by looking I am totally talking about fucking, just in case that wasn’t clear.

[16] dude if a fucking hankie is the most significant thing about yr relationship I don’t know maybe take a step back or something?

[17] which I guess in Europe means punching her in the face in front of people all the time

[18] probably because of feelings

[19] what a keyboard

[20] because DUH YOU GUYS

[21]  yeah we are totally not going to touch that whole purported affair nonsense no sir not us

[22] because DUH YOU GUYS

[23] what does that mean Sasha? I will tell you what it means. I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
“To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”

Anyway yeah that is basically what I meant by that you guys.

This Too Too Solid Flesh

By Sampson Starkweather

To be, or not to be.

Thus sets forth the existential crisis conquered in this classic tragedy, this modern masterpiece of literature: Weekend at Bernie’s.

“O that this too too solid flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew!”

Indeed, Bernie, indeed.

Who among us has not wondered what happens after we die? Who has not been haunted or tempted by the ideas of heaven and hell, who has not pondered the spiritual and physical possibilities of the afterlife? The mystery of death has long been the central struggle of man’s existence. Well, goodbye mystery, because now we know what happens after you die: you go water-skiing!!!

Like lesser literary works that preceded it, such as Don Quixote, Macbeth, and Hamlet, the theme of Appearance vs. Reality and questions about the nature of reality are examined.  Weekend at Bernie’s shows us how many uncertainties our lives are built upon, how many unknown quantities are taken for granted when people act or when they evaluate one another’s actions. How do you know your friends are not just well-kept corpses propped-up in 80s beach wear? That the guy you’re playing footsie with under the table in your stockinged feet isn’t in the third stage of rigamortis?, that your boss isn’t holding a spectacular yoga position or perfect Tai chi pose, but to quote Kansas, just dust in the wind.

The human puppet theory has long been rejected due to the text’s rich literary merit, but is it no coincidence that Weekend at Bernie’s, which was a favorite of the Bush family, prefigured George Bush Jr.’s presidential campaign, orchestrated by Karl Rove and Dick Chaney (who were known to have screenings of Weekend at Bernie’s in the Oval office, making George dress up as Bernie while he microwaved the Orville Redenbacher ) who are clearly the Larry and Richard of the Executive Branch, and stole the plot of Klane’s masterpiece to carry out their puppet plan to gain the presidential office. Thus, the power of words!

But who is Bernie? What’s underneath that blue Member’s Only jacket, those round John Lennon sunglasses, mustache, and perfect hairpiece? What is the soul of a man? He is a man who has suffered for his sins, who sacrifices his life to benefit those around him, who is righteously tan, wears flip flops, and loves a good party. Sound like anyone you know? That’s right, Jesus. The parallels are endless, but I don’t want to take this analogy too far and suggest that Bernie Lomax is the second coming of Jesus Christ, unless of course, you think that Bernie Lomax is the second coming of J.C., but I’ll let you decide for yourself…oh did I mention Bernie Lomax was 33?

Poetic, thoughtful, and philosophical, Bernie seeks to thwart his fate through intellectual maneuvering. He is tortured by his intellectual curiosity, constantly with his brow furrowed deep in contemplation, lost in his eloquent silence, his far-away gaze deep in reverie, the inner struggle of contemplating the universe, his suffering is a lesson for us, maybe we should put down our laptops, stop thinking about everything, just kick back, relax, have a mai tai and move on? Adopt the philosophy of that popular bumper sticker we all know, What Would Bernie Do?

Scholars and critics have spent lifetimes delving deep not only into the rich and inexhaustible literary goldmine that is Weekend at Bernie’s, but also into themselves in order to critically analyze, and in some cases, search their very souls for the questions and answers that haunt us all. Take for example, Dr. Rupert Von Humperwinkel, whose dissertation work, Invincibility From the Freedom From Free Will: Bernie, Beyond the Barmecidal which was later published by Penguin as The Soul is But a Blue Coat summarizes exquisitely the complexities that lie at the heart of this masterpiece:

“Eventually, Richard and Larry realize what is going on and they decide to prop Bernie up and cart him around with them so that they cannot be killed. Hilarity ensues.” …Or as the Richard Dawking’s poignant blurb on the back flap says, “He’s the life of the party, well almost.”

So what have we learned? That life is not unlike death, both mysterious and equivocal, a mixture of bright surfaces and dark forces where what seems both is and is not. But beyond uncertainty, beyond the afterlife, beyond beauty, basically, fuck buying a flashy car or a cute little dog, just drag around your dead boss’s body to beach parties if you want to get laid!

“To die,—to sleep,—
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to,—’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die,—to sleep;—
To sleep: perchance to dream:—ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come”

The dream came, we named it Weekend at Bernie’s!

AFTERWARD:

Finally, for some context and to take a peek behind how a masterpiece is made, here is a series of memo’s from the studio sent to writer Robert Klane on the original script:

August 1, 1987 – Not really buying this Bernie character ‘alive.’ Please fix.

August 2, 1987 – That is a great change. We love it. What do you mean you’re not thrilled with it?

August 3, 1987 – Went to the morgue today. Turns out you’re right. But we’re going to ignore that.

August 4, 1987 – I hear what you’re saying. Ignore that.

August 14, 1987 – Instead of rotting can he be smiling? That would be great. Oh, and holding a cocktail?

August 14, 1987 – Sunglassses.

August 19, 1987 – I sense a trilogy here!

The END.

Poetry Crush Music Issue Vol. 2

6 Jun

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If there is a war between man & machine & machine wins, what will we be listening to?  Last year we asked the same question, but man won & we looked at pure lyric.  Here we look at the survival of lyric (& therefore humankind) as it merges with technology & other modern & futuristic advancements.  We took a look at what lyric breaks through the robotics for a glimpse of the role of  song in the future.

Thanks so much to my groovy contributors & fellow time-travelers!  Here is the accompanying playlist, in case you want to sing along–It’s pretty addictive.   (If you listen to exactly these songs in exactly this order, your future will be revealed to you.)

Del The Funky Homosapien – State of the Nation *  Del The Funky Homosapien – 3030 * PJ Harvey – The Last Living Rose * PJ Harvey – In The Dark Places * Of Montreal – Gronlandic Edit * Prince – Controversy * The Antlers – Epilogue * The Magnetic Fields – Take Ecstasy With Me * Múm – Green Grass Of Tunnel * The Flaming Lips – Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Part 1 * The White Stripes – We Are Going To Be Friends

Del The Funky Homosapien by Laura Goldstein

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Kodwo Eshun’s essay Operating System for the Redesign of Sonic Reality “marks out a lineage of black artists… for whom black identity is fundamentally connected with science fiction and electronic technology”*.  Though not on the radar for this essential article alongside historical greats such as Samuel Delaney, Octavia Butler, Sun Ra, Alice Coltrane and even Dr. Octagon, Del The Funky Homosapien crosses over into such territory in the album Deltron 3030.

Released in the year 2000 in collaboration with Dan the Automator and DJ Kid Koala, and which features many guest artists, the album focuses on the theme of a fairly dystopic future. The project is a concept album that takes place in the year 3030 and features the story of a space flight by Deltron Zero,Deltron3030 a character created by Del. Throughout the course of the album, Del engages in battles with megacorporations that have taken over the universe. The music of the album’s title song, 3030, begins like a launch into the space of the lyrics, requests confirmation of position and then leads us into a melody that sets strange and beautiful gravitational conditions for the listener. Like a cello, Del’s slow and methodical rap, clear and straightforward, is his narrative enunciated in a pitch to match the invisible sound of your heart. From the first verse:

Arm a nation with hatred we ain’t with that
We high-tech archeologists searching for knicknacks
Composing musical stimpacks that impact the soul
Crack the mold of what you think you rappin for
I used to be a mech soldier but I didn’t respect orders
I had to step forward tell them this ain’t for us
Living in a post-apocalyptic world morbid and horrid
The secrets of the past they hoarded
Now we just boarded on a futuristic spacecraft
No mistakes black it’s our music we must take back

 


The song incorporates classics of science fiction literature and film Neuromancer and Ghost in the Shell while distinguishing itself from “entertainment where many are brainless”. Del establishes the new narrative of a character who “must use my rappin so you all can see the hazards”. After escaping from jail, his “ears morphed to receptors”, he relays: “on the run with a handgun, blast bioforms, I am warned/ That a planet-wide manhunt with cannons/Will make me abandon, my foolish plan of uprisin”.  In a world that, however far in the future, seems to continue to mirror oppressive human conditions, technology has only evolved enough to escalate and amplify the effects of a relentless capitalistic civilization on the body. But even though “enterprisin wise men look to the horizon/ thinkin more capitalism is the wisdom/ and imprison all citizens empowered with rhythm/…

we keep the funk alive by talking with idioms”

Another newer literary figure that escaped the scope of Eshun’s essay as well is experimental writer Harryette Mullen, who relies on the examination and creative use of idiom to critique a society that turns humans into robots who merely consume fuel and each other. I see both of these artists as working with the same modes of language weaponry, changing the future before we get to the one that they clearly see is ahead of us.

*in Audio Culture: Readings in Modern Music (ed. Christoph Cox and Daniel Warner), (157)

PJ Harvey by Emily Toder

PJ Harvey at Hammerstein Ballroom NYC

I love PJ Harvey so much. Below I attempt to get at some of why, while admitting to reductive hyperbole and reductionism, and forewarning that if this theory is accurate even a little, it really can account for at best an infinitesimal part of why PJ’s so good.

Setting aside for now the purely tonal features that dazzle me about her work – the pine of her voice in her throat and the sting of the strings and drums, etc. – PJ’s lyrics startle me by their sharpness and sparseness, and by the paradoxical waywardness of their structural simplicity. While rich imagistically and of course all the more in utter meaning, the lines have, to me, a kind of exaggeratedly basic grammatical style, almost altogether unornamented, and suggesting a linguistic economy I think does a song quite good. If you take a close listen, you hear subjects take usually just one action; nouns afforded most times a sole adjective; adverbs by and large avoided; and metaphor made wonky, rough, and stiff. A sister attribute to this fruitful paradox is the precision of the attention to place and the sick atmosphere of places so alive in her songs. This is of course most overt in her latest, Let England Shake, which in jolts laments a nation brutal, old, and tender. Here’s the words to its second track:

[The Last Living Rose]

Goddamn Europeans

take me back to beautiful England

and the grey damp filthiness of
ages and battered books and

fog rolling down behind the mountains

on the graveyards and dead sea captains
 
Let me walk
through the stinking alleys
to the music of
drunken beatings
past the Thames
River glistening
like gold, hastily sold
for nothing – nothing!
 
Let me watch night fall on the river

the moon rise up and turn to silver

the sky move

the ocean shimmer

the hedge shake

the last living rose……. quiver
 
 

Did you notice how each thing gets to do one thing? Maybe it’s not a big deal to you, but I think it’s worth noting. Snippets are the essences of life. Also, I love gerunds, and PJ must do, too: look at how she molds the rhyming stinking, beatings, glistening, and nothing, as fluidly as though they were actually parts of the same part of speech, and who cares that they aren’t? (Nothing’s no’s gerund.) Of course I’m by no means suggesting she’s into this oddity or writes with a Strunk & White at her elbow – that’d be disappointing – but the very fact that this phonemic facet emerges at all, let alone so gorgeously, betrays the pervasive sensitivity to language out of which Harvey lives and knits her songs. This great English resource, no pun intended, is used subtly and steadily throughout the album, never failing (ha, ha, see ‘England’ next).

I also love it when she exploits from time to time the aural thrill of deviating from a rhythm or sound our ear has been trained to expect (which of course is itself the basis of a lot of jokes and other funny things, and often a handy asset in a poem). Look at this little piece of ‘In the Dark Places’ (also on L.E.S.):

So our young men
hid with guns
in the dirt
and in the dark places
 
Our young men
hid with guns
in the dirt
and in the dark places
 
Our young men
hid with gun
in the forest
and in the dark places
 

This is especially masterful to me because the unanticipated shift from dirt to forest is profound phonetically, and matched in poignancy with the melodic stray and altered emphasis with which PJ sings that whole third verse. The extra syllable the word forest features; the toll and potency of its fricativeness, making it great to belt; and the semantic aspects of its relationship to dirt… well it all makes me well up, and not just cause it’s about war. It’s duck-duck-goose, essentially, an elementally intuitable Mazurka-ish lyrical trope of probably all prosodically-stressed languages in the history of human life on earth, and employed here with unwitting  sublimity so skillfully. Oh, I am glad I warned you in advance I was going to hyperbolize. Yay PJ.

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Of Montreal by Hannah Gamble

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There’s something perfectly contemporary about Of Montreal’s song “Gronlandic Edit”: There’s the kind of hermitism produced by too many options for what a person can do with herself should she leave her home, in conjunction with the flurry of anxieties that make a person feel that perhaps he should just stay indoors and not rope anyone he knows into the personal hell he’s currently experiencing. The word that best describes the song’s speaker is, I think, “overwhelmed”– overwhelmed by religious options, overwhelmed by his own upbringing, overwhelmed by the power of a natural world that doesn’t give a shit about us, overwhelmed by the emptiness of the admittedly alluring entertainment industry/ dream of celebrity. And then, maybe, also overwhelmed by all the beauty that’s wasted when we get caught up in all of the aforementioned overwhelming things.

The song feels very “now” and, in some ways, the song feels very “me,” but I also think that the song would be a perfectly suitable accompaniment to270 any post-robot apocalypse that our great [great-great] grandkids might know. While technology is surely to thank for how subtly distant and echo-y the vocals sound (nothing about the song is lo-fi, or raw, or roots-y), I think that the music video is the best example of how technology (animation/ editing) enhances the already pretty engaging lyrics: it’s playful, fast-moving, brightly colored, upper and lower-case A absurd, a little sexy, and definitely anti-sexy as well. The video feels like a party, but a party where the host is on the verge of a panic attack and so does something ridiculous like come out of the bathroom wearing only gold lamé booty shorts to get an easy laugh. Of course, what I like about the song is that it ends with a message to someone who seems to make the speaker feel safe in the midst of a maybe inhospitable city. In short: Starts with anxiety and ends with a little hope and sweetness. Would the robots be okay with this message of micro-hope for micro-love between humans? Who knows; my guess is that video would overload a few circuit boards.

GRONLANDIC EDIT [by Of Montreal]

Nihilists with good imaginations
I am satisfied hiding in our friend’s apartment
Only leaving once a day to buy some groceries
Daylight, I’m so absent minded, nighttime meeting new anxieties
So am I erasing myself? Hope I’m not erasing myself
 
I guess it would be nice to give my heart to a God
But which one, which one do I choose?
All the churches filled with losers, psycho or confused
I just want to hold the divine in mine
And forget, all of the beauty’s wasted
 
Let’s fall back to earth and do something pleasant, say it
We fell back to earth like gravity’s bitches, bitches
Physics makes us all its bitches
 
I guess it would be nice to help in your escape
From patterns your parents designed
All the party people dancing for the indie star
But he’s the worst faker by far in the set
I forget, all of the beauty’s wasted
 
I guess it would be nice
Show me that things can be nice
I guess it would be nice
[You're trapped]
Show me that things can be nice
 
You’ve got my back in the city
You’ve got my back ’cause I don’t want to panic
You’ve got my back in the city
You’ve got my back ’cause I don’t want to panic
 
 

Prince by Lina Ramona Vitkauskas

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Music When The Rise of the Machines Occurs

I thought long and hard about this.

When machines rule the Earth (when?) I postulated they would “crave” music that would soothe their nonexistent souls, melodies that would serve as surrogate to their missing emotions—you know, tunes that would seem “catchy” to the metal ones. (Bowie was too obvious here).

My picks turned to any Hall & Oates, ABBA, or Queen. Maybe The Carpenters.

Sigh.

No.

Weepy or campy robots would not be.

I moved then to Gary Numan’s Tubeway Army, Mr. Bungle’s California, Captain Beefheart’s Trout Mask Replica, Eno + Bryne’s My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, any Kate Bush, Blonde Redhead’s 23 album (specifically tracks such as “Publisher” and “SW”), any Bjork…hmmm. Nope.

Finally, I arrived at my pick: In the cold, metallic future void of humanity’s frailties, funky, sexy music will prevail.

Prince’s Controversy album…title track…Controversy.

I just can’t believe
All the things people say, controversy
Am I black or white?
Am I straight or gay? Controversy
Do I believe in God?
Do I believe in me?
Controversy, controversy, controversy
I can’t understand
Human curiosity, controversy
Was it good for you?
Was I what you wanted me to be?
Controversy
Do you get high?
Does your daddy cry?
Controversy, controversy, controversy
Do I believe in God?
Do I believe in me?
Some people wanna die
So they can be free
I said life is just a game
We’re all just the same
Do you wanna play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Controversy, controversy, controversy
Listen, people call me rude
I wish we all were nude
I wish there was no black and white
I wish there were no rules
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The Antlers by J. Hope Stein

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I just had to pick the Antlers because I think they are writing love songs like no one else.  The album Hospice is about an abusive relationship, using the metaphor of a relationship between the speaker and someone who has cancer.  But I have to say that it works on both levels quite deeply and delivers something entirely new to indie rock.   There’s no rock song like this, because rock & roll is so young.  There is no song of young love I know, addressing the “you”– where the “you” is victim of cancer.  In that sense this is closer to classic poetry where young lovers were more likely to lose one another to illness.   What I think is also remarkable about this song, is that most songs which touch on death tend to memorialize the dead, whereas this one tells the story of a relationship that is complicated and made more complicated by terminal illness.  I don’t want to say this is the future, but it happens enough in life that there is great value in someone from your own generation making rock & roll out of it.

Below, in the lyric representation of the song Epilogue, I chose to keep in the full repetition of the song (“screaming, cursing”, etc) because written down it does the same thing it does when it’s chanted– it completely envelopes you in a cycle of human trappings and struggles.  (I know it’s a sad song, but it’s sadder not to have it.)

Epilogue

In a nightmare, I am falling from the ceiling into bed beside you
You’re asleep, I’m screaming, shoving you to try to wake you up
And like before, you’ve got no interest in the life you live when you’re awake
Your dreams still follow storylines, like fictions you would make
 
So I lie down against your back, until we’re both back in the hospital
But now it’s not a cancer ward, we’re sleeping in the morgue
Men and women in blue and white, they are singing all around you
With heavy shovels holding earth, you’re being buried to you neck
In that hospital bed, being buried quite alive now
I’m trying to dig you out
but all you want is to be buried there together
 
You’re screaming
And cursing
And angry
And hurting me
And then smiling
And crying
Apologizing
 
I’ve woken up, I’m in our bed, but there’s no breathing body there beside me
Someone must have taken you while I was stuck asleep
But I know better as my eyes adjust
You’ve been gone for quite a while now, and I don’t work there in the hospital
(They had to let me go)
 
When I try to move my arms sometimes, they weigh too much to lift
I think you buried me awake (my one and only parting gift)
But you return to me at night just when I think I may have fallen asleep
Your face is up against mine, and I’m too terrified to speak
 
You’re screaming
And cursing
And angry
And hurting me
And then smiling
And crying
Apologizing
You’re screaming
And cursing
And angry
And hurting me
And then smiling
And crying
Apologizing
You’re screaming
And cursing
And angry
And hurting me
And then smiling
And crying
Apologizing
 

The Magnetic Fields by Tanya Larkin

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Once the great Singularity begins to take hold, I suggest testing for replicants not by asking how subject x feels about his mother, but my seeing how x responds to layered percussion and the complex rhythms at the foundation of songs like The Magnetic Fields “Are You the Trouble I’ve Been Looking For?” or “Take Ecstasy with Me,” both on the 1994 album Holiday. Subject x should probably move a little to prove he is human, even if it’s just to bite his or her lip in puzzlement. Turing tests aside—I’m ignoring them—surely what will remain of humanity is its ability to recognize and feel a beat that is composed by another human rather than a machine, even if that beat is fed through a machine.

The melodies of most songs on Holiday are carried by Stephen Merritt’s limited baritone and elaborated by synths (in other words, technology). The simplicity of these elements allows for the highest, most lush, most particular lyricism. “In my Secret Place” begins, “Time swings / like a wrecking ball into things.” “Swinging London” begins “I read your manifestos and your strange religious tracks / You took me to the library and kissed me in the stacks.” Merritt is unabashedly literate and shamelessly romantic, and in my view, has perfected the notoriously limited genre of the pop song, both lyrically and musically.

 “Take Ecstasy with Me” is one of the greatest love songs ever, not to mention a moving testimony to a long term gay relationship that at the outset suffered and withstood the prejudiced violence of dumb-ass folk. The singer remembers the initial heady days of the couple’s romance when they took ecstasy and “got beat up for just holding hands” and invites his partner to take ecstasy with him again and feel the old feelings once more.

You used to slide down the carpeted stairs

or down the bannister

you stuttered like a kaleidoscope

’cause you knew too many words

you used to make ginger bread houses

we used to have taffy pulls
 
Take ecstasy with me, baby

take ecstasy with me.
 
You had a black snowmobile

we drove out under the northern lights

a vodka bottle gave you those raccoon eyes

we got beat up just for holding hands
 
Take ecstasy with me, baby

take ecstasy with me.

Mum by Ryan P Mihaly

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The musicians of múm know the magic-musical effect of a chiming cash register, of a spinning coin rolling to a stop, of a whisper. Their music peels away a layer of reality, always out of a bumbling, nascent curiosity, and offers a glimpse of a weird world found in small sounds, acoustically made but electronically smudged and toyed with. Lyrically, múm is creepy yet kind, slightly unsettling but well intentioned, like No-Face from Miyazaki’s Spirited Away, hands outstretched and cupped in offering. In “Green Grass of Tunnel,” from their 2002 record Finally We Are No One, someone is making sounds in a cupboard and the sounds are taking liquid form. The song ends abruptly like a sentient music box happily clamping itself shut.

A new album is due this year.

From “Green Grass of Tunnel“:

Down from the ceiling

Leaks a great noise

It drips on my head through a hole in the roof

Behind these two hills here

There’s a pool

And when I’m swimming

through a tunnel I shut my eyes

Inside the cupboard

I make sounds
and through the tubes I send this noise

The Flaming Lips by J. Hope Stein

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Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, a 2002  concept album from The Flaming Lips starts with the song Fight Test, which establishes the premise– we are what we chose to fight for:

I thought I was smart – I thought I was right

I thought it better not to fight -
I thought there was a virtue in always being cool -
 
so when it came time to fight
I thought I’ll just step aside
and that time would prove you wrong
and that you would be the fool
 
I don’t know where the sun beams end
and the star lights begins it’s all a mystery
And I don’t know how a man decides
what’s right for his own life, it’s all a mystery
 

Fight Test talks about the mystery of what each individual chooses to fight for.  In the song Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Part I, the fight is more specifically defined —  ”Robots”.   This is a triumphant love song, with images of Yoshimi (a female superhero) protecting the male speaker from life-threatening robots.  It also speaks of a broader daily struggle against the systemic robotization of our hearts and minds and puts lovers on the front lines:

Those evil-natured robots
they’re programmed to destroy us
she’s gotta be strong to fight them
so she’s taking lots of vitamins
 
‘Cause she knows that it’d be tragic
if those evil robots win
I know she can beat them
 
Oh Yoshimi, they don’t believe me
But you won’t let those robots defeat me
Oh Yoshimi, they don’t believe me
But you won’t let those robots eat me
 

In Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, the song of epiphany is Do you Realize:  ”Do you realize that you have the most beautiful face…..Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?”  The album is filled with images and sounds of robotics, combined with images of face, flesh,  human longing and limitation.  The Flaming Lips answer to the human predicament seems to be superheroes.  Here it is the robot-slaying girlfriend, Yoshimi.   On other albums they talk about “waiting for superman” and “the human prize” — humans pushing themselves towards some  kind of superhuman prize.  But the superhuman effort meets tragic ends.  In the end of “Yoshimi,” after an album-ful of fantastical struggle,  a man from the future comes:

 
As logic stands you couldn’t meet a man
Who’s from the future
But logic broke as he appeared he spoke
About the Future
 
“We’re not gonna make it”
He explained how the end will come,
you and me were never meant
To be part of the future,
 
All we have is now,
All we’ve ever had was now
All we have is now
All we’ll ever have is now
 

It’s a moment of pure defeat and human limitation.  & Here you have to wonder what is defeated– Is this a break-up album or is it the defeat of mankind?  In Yoshimi both are equally at stake.  Now.

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The White Stripes by J. Hope Stein

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The future will be a safer place if there are more songs romanticizing platonic friendships– High-fives to bugs & worms & publicly affectionate just-friends!

We’re Going to Be Friends

Fall is here, hear the yell
back to school, ring the bell
brand new shoes, walking blues
climb the fence, books and pens
I can tell that we’re going to be friends
 
Walk with me, Suzy Lee
through the park and by the tree
we will rest upon the ground
and look at all the bugs we found
safely walk to school without a sound
safely walk to school without a sound
 
Here we are, no one else
we walked to school all by ourselves
there’s dirt on our uniforms
from chasing all the ants and worms
we clean up and now its time to learn
we clean up and now its time to learn
 
Numbers, letters, learn to spell
nouns, and books, and show and tell
at playtime we will throw the ball
back to class, through the hall
teacher marks our height against the wall
teacher marks our height against the wall
 
We don’t notice any time pass
we don’t notice anything
we sit side by side in every class
teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
 
Tonight I’ll dream while in my bed
when silly thoughts go through my head
about the bugs and alphabet
and when I wake tomorrow I’ll bet
that you and I will walk together again
I can tell that we’re going to be friends

Beatrice & Benedick

26 May

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Weep-lets of joy and anticipation for Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing.  Elizabethan flirting – still hot.

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Benedick:  What, my dear Lady Disdain!  Are you yet living?

Beatrice:  Is it possible Distain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick?  Courtesy itself must convert to Disdain if you come in her presence.

Benedick:  Then is courtesy a turncoat.  But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted;  and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart;  for truly I love none.

Beatrice:  A dear happiness to women!  They would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor.  I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humor for that.  I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.

Benedick:  God keep your ladyship still in that mind so some gentleman or other shall scape a predestinate scratched face.

Beatrice:  Scratching could not make it worse and ’twere such a face as yours were.

Benedick:  Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.

Beatrice:  A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.

Benedick:  I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and so good a continuer.  But keep your way, a God’s name!  I have done.

Beatrice:  You always end with a jade’s trick.  I know you of old.

Violent Femmes

22 May
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A meditation on the power and failure of words:
Words to memorize, words hypnotize
Words make my mouth exercise
Words all failed the magic prize
Nothing I can say when I’m in your thighs

The Red Balloon

15 May

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Does everyone realize the guy who directed The Red Balloon is the same guy who invented the strategy board game Risk?

Hedberg & Berryman

28 Apr

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I was in a really bad mood last year for the NYC Chapbook festival and I had 2 readings that day.  It was the anniversary of Mitch Hedberg’s death and I just got it in my head that everything sucked and I started both my readings with this Hedberg quote which is now part of an exhibit by artist Mikko Kuorinki, who is posting short phrases by a variety of writers on the wall of Finland’s Museum of Contemporary Art .  Besides being one of the greatest comics, Mitch is an inspiration for us shy people who do want our writing to be heard but are also terrified of people–  When he was on stage, he wore sunglasses and looked at the floor.

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My other favorite joke from Hedberg is:

I wrote a letter to my dad– I was going to write ‘I really enjoyed being here’, but I accidentally wrote ‘rarely’ instead of ‘really’. But I wanted to use it, I didn’t want to cross it out, so I wrote ‘I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There’s a lot of shit you don’t know about me. Quit trying to act like I’m a steamboat operator.
 
 
Here’s one by Berryman, since I am writing a lyric essay on Shakespeare and the word “fear.”  - which appears in every act of the tragedies at least once, and in most cases numerous times in each act .  I like this quote because I am trying to do this when I can remember & sensibly, as not to fuck up my life. 

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And then there’s this song by Cat Power which has been on my mind lately.  There’s something about the repetition of the phrase “I don’t blame you” that really breaks me down.  The idea of writing a piece that is meant to give someone permission to be themselves and free from blame.  People say this is about Kurt Cobain’s suicide.  Others say Elliott Smith.  But to me it’s much broader than a song about suicide.   (I always felt there were some hints referring to when Dylan went electric.)  But this is the kind of song  I would want someone to write for me and the kind of song that makes me think of Hedberg and Berryman and the kind of song I’d like to dedicate to everyone I ever met.

 

I Don’t Blame You

Last time I saw you, you were on stage
Your hair was wild, your eyes were bright
And you were in a rage
You were swinging your guitar around
Cuz they wanted to hear that sound
But you didn’t want to play
And I don’t blame you

I don’t blame you

Been around the world, in many situations
Been inside many heads in different positions
But you never wanted them that way
What a cruel price you thought that you had to pay
Them back for all that shit on stage
But it never made sense to them anyway
Could you imagine when they turned their backs
They were only scratching their heads
Cuz you simply deserve the best
And I don’t blame you

I don’t blame you

They said you were the best
But then they were only kids
Then you would recall the deadly houses you grew up in
Just because they knew your name
Doesn’t mean they know from where you came
What a sad trick you thought that you had to play
But I don’t blame you

They never owned it
And you never owed it to them anyway

I don’t blame you

Charlie Chaplin

2 Jan

Poetry & comedy collide in the bread roll ballet scene in Charlie Chaplin’s Gold Rush (1925)

Simon Armitage & flowers

18 Dec

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I can’t help but to think of the poem Killing Time by Simon Armitage– A poem about the Columbine shootings which creates a beautiful metaphor by substituting the word “guns”  with “flowers.”  I began to rewrite this piece substituting the word “flowers” with everything from  “beach balls” to “butter knives” to “hand gun” to  “anthrax” to see how it changes the outcome and the metaphor.  Whatever your views, this exercise in poetry was clarifying, at least for me, in distinguishing the difference between the right to bear arms and weapons of mass destruction.

 

Killing Time by Simon Armitage

Meanwhile, somewhere in the state of Colorado, armed to the teeth with thousands of flowers, two boys entered the front door of their own high school and for almost four hours gave floral tributes to fellow students and members of the staff beginning with red roses strewn among unsuspecting pupils during their lunch hour, followed by posies of peace lilies and wild orchids. Most thought the whole show was one elaborate hoax using silk replicas of the real thing, plastic imitations, exquisite practical jokes, but the flowers were no more fake than you or I, and were handed out as compliments returned, favors repaid, in good faith, straight from the heart. No would not be taken for an answer. Therefore a daffodil was tucked behind the ear of a boy in a baseball hat, and marigolds and peonies threaded through the hair of those caught on the stairs or spotted along corridors until every pupil who looked up from behind a desk could expect to be met with at least a petal or a dusting of pollen, if not an entire daisy chain, or the color-burst of a dozen foxgloves, flowering for all their worth, or a buttonhole to the breast. Upstairs in the school library, individuals were singled out for special attention: some were showered with blossom, others wore their blooms like brooches or medallions; even those who turned their backs or refused point-blank to accept such honors were decorated with buds, unseasonable fruits and rosettes the same as the others.
By which time a crowd had gathered outside the school, drawn through suburbia by the rumor of flowers in full bloom, drawn through the air like butterflies to buddleia, like honey bees to honeysuckle, like hummingbirds dipping their tongues in, some to soak up such over-exuberance of thought, others to savor the goings-on. Finally, overcome by their own munificence or hay fever, the flower-boys pinned the last blooms on themselves, somewhat selfishly perhaps, but had also planned further surprises for those who swept through the aftermath of bloom and buttercup: garlands and bouquets, planted in lockers and cupboards, timed to erupt either by fate or chance, had somehow been overlooked and missed out. Experts are now trying to say how two apparently quiet kids from an apple-pie town could get their hands on a veritable rain-forest of plants and bring down a whole botanical digest of one species or another onto the heads of classmates and teachers, and where such fascination began, and why it should lead to an outpouring of this nature. And even though many believe that flowers should be kept in expert hands only, or left to specialists in the field such as florists, the law of the land dictates that God, guts and gardening made the country what it is today and for as long as the flower industry can see to it things are staying that way. What they reckon is this: deny a person the right to carry flowers of his own and he’s liable to wind up on the business end of a flower somebody else had grown. As for the two boys, it’s back to the same old debate: is it something in the mind that grows from birth, like a seed, or is it society that makes a person that kind?
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